Funny Plumbing Jokes and Quotes

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    Plumbing jokes are a great way to break the ice at parties, and they can also be a fun way to relieve stress. But before you start cracking jokes about faulty plumbing, it’s important to know what is and isn’t appropriate. Here are some tips for plumbing humor that will have everyone in stitches.

    These jokes are perfect for plumbing professionals or plumbing enthusiasts. A plumbing joke can be a great way to break the ice with co-workers, deliver an effective safety training session, or shift the focus away from plumbing problems you’d rather not talk about.

    These jokes are an excellent addition to any standup comedy routine. They are also perfect for humorous speeches at plumbing conferences and conventions, comedy shows, comedic plays on words in advertising slogans, and anything else where plumbing humor is appropriate. These jokes are 100% clean!

    Of course, if there’s one thing most plumbers have in common around the world it’s that they can’t tell a joke to save their lives – even plumbing jokes!  But don’t just take our word for it; check out these jokes for a laugh!

    Funny Plumbing Jokes

    Here are the funniest plumbing jokes on the internet in 2024.

    Why Do Plumbers Never Lose At Poker?

    They Always Know When To Lay Down A FOLD!

    What do Doctors and Plumbers Do With Their Mistakes?

    Bury them in the ground!

    What Is A Plumbers Favorite Casino Game?


    Who Picks Plumbs For A Living?

    A Plumber!

    Who Likes To Pump Iron?

    Plumbers and Body Builders!

    Why Are Plumbers Good At MMA?

    Because They Know When To Tap!

    Is A Plumbers Hard Job?

    No, It Is Draining!

    Why Do Plumbers Smoke?

    They Like To Work With Pipes!

    How do you know when a plumbing joke has gone too far? 

    When it ends up in the plumbing section of your local bookstore. 

    Funny Plumbing Quotes

    “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” – Woody Allen

    “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.” – Alfred Hitchcock

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